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Babe (1995), Relentlessly Cute
From the perspective of its titular character, Babe is a story about a pig who is “adopted” by a family of sheepdogs. From the...
Oct 18, 20201 min read
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5 Flights Up Should Have Leapt Off The Balcony
About 5 Flights Up, the Rotten Tomatoes "consensus" says the following: “5 Flights Up is a bit of a narrative fixer-upper, but when it...
Oct 18, 20202 min read
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[Brandy’s] Cinderella (1997)
I don’t like musicals. I don’t like this particular fairy tale. I don’t like Disney films, on the whole. I’m not even sure I like this...
Oct 13, 20201 min read
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Peanut Butter Falcon: Powerbomb Your Feelings
Another Shia LaBeouf film? Yeah, you caught me. I like watching this guy. His career has had an odd, but entertaining trajectory. And as...
Oct 13, 20202 min read
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Windhaven: I Do Not Want a Pair of Wings
Windhaven is a fix-up novel co-written by George R.R. Martin and Lisa Tuttle. While both are authors with respectable catalogues, I’m not...
Oct 13, 20202 min read
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Pixy Dragons, the Animation Loop
Okay, so imagine you let your seven-year-old pick a random movie on Amazon. It’s appropriately child-friendly, and it has dragons. Good...
Sep 20, 20203 min read
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The Ginger Star: A Square-Jawed Dream
Are you the type to grab a random book off the shelf of a used bookstore and impulse buy it based on how much you love the front cover? I...
Sep 20, 20202 min read
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Axiom’s End: I’ve Already Forgotten What the Axiom Is
Aliens. Disintegration. Explosions. Mind control. Government conspiracies. What more could you want, you greedy bastards? And yet,...
Aug 23, 20202 min read
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Honey Boy: Love It Or Love It
Do you like Shia LaBeouf? No? Then, would you like to see him play a washed-up rodeo clown failure of an abusive father? In a movie that...
Aug 23, 20201 min read
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The Last Airbender, Why?
Everything is wrong with this film. It's an adaptation of the well-remembered Nickelodeon show Avatar: the Last Airbender. The problems...
Aug 5, 20202 min read
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West of Hell: A Hilarious Mistake
West of Hell attempts to be a thoughtful horror film about complex characters wrestling with their moral failings. Instead, it's very...
Aug 5, 20202 min read
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Chthon, A Thoroughly Unpleasant Read
I found Chthon in a used bookstore and impulse bought it because I loved the name and the back-cover blurb. It then sat on my shelf for...
Jul 29, 20202 min read
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The Woman In Black: Top Tier Creepy Toys
Look, some of us like Daniel Radcliffe. Irrespective of the famous Harry Potter franchise. Yes, enough to consistently watch the stream...
Jul 19, 20202 min read
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Casper the Horny Ghost
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/casper I was a kid when this came out in 1995. Before watching it recently, I had only the vaguest...
Jul 13, 20202 min read
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