UNREASONABLE OPINIONS BY KNR

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Mar 26, 20211 min read

Mandela Effect: Dry Scifi

Like both the Mandela Effect and simulation theory which both factor into its premise, rarely compelling in its concept once you get into...

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Mar 19, 20211 min read

Madeline (1998)

Precocious girl performs antics to prevent her boarding school from closing down. Suitably cute, moderately funny, with both types of...

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Mar 12, 20211 min read

Child’s Play

Prepare to throw all logic out the window on this one. The plot mechanics are ill-defined. You knew that just based on the premise. But...

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Feb 26, 20212 min read

The Brand New Testament: Delightfully Irreverent

The premise: in addition to being both a misanthrope and a sadist, God (the Christian one) is an abusive husband and father. The bulk of...

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Feb 12, 20211 min read

Black Box: Not Catchy Enough

Black Box is a competent psychological horror film that slowly stews. It’s a bit on the slow side, and I wouldn’t suggest it for those...

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Feb 5, 20211 min read

Ballet Shoes: A Spoonful of Sugar

Ballet Shoes is a movie about a London family struggling during the Great Depression. It centers around the three adopted girls who are...

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Jan 29, 20211 min read

Addams Family (2019): It’s Okay

It’s cute. It’s reasonably funny. It’s got all the characters you remember. It’s fine. Plot: 4 Characters: 5 Themes: 5 Spectacle: 7...

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Jan 22, 20212 min read

The Art of Self Defense: A Thesis On Toxic Masculinity

I'll be honest. I wasn't sure if this movie was brilliant or just brilliantly stupid at first. But, every couple scenes or so The Art of...

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Jan 15, 20211 min read

Four Lions: A Terrorism Comedy

A small group of would-be terrorists who are rejected by a larger terrorist group decide to hatch a plan of their own. Now there are a...

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Jan 1, 20211 min read

Cabin in the Woods: A Metacommentary

I don’t think there’s much for me to say about Cabin in the Woods that someone smarter hasn’t already said. It manages to be a...

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Dec 25, 20201 min read

Lovebirds: A Romantic Murder Comedy

A couple who are drifting apart accidentally become accessories to a murder. Two people of color, they spend the rest of the film running...

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Dec 18, 20202 min read

The Little Hours: The Longest Rape Joke

The Little Hours has an amazing cast, an interesting thematic bent, and occasionally strong writing. Certainly there are funny scenes...

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Dec 11, 20201 min read

Leo Da Vinci: Mission Mona Lisa

This is a tired, predictable, dumb, formula children’s film. It doesn’t look especially good, the dubbing is awkward, and not a single...

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Dec 4, 20203 min read

Fe@rless: Hello, Fellow Kids

The premise: A supervillain wants to kidnap a superhero’s babies in order to siphon their powers. A couple of high school kids end up...

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Oct 18, 20201 min read

Babe (1995), Relentlessly Cute

From the perspective of its titular character, Babe is a story about a pig who is “adopted” by a family of sheepdogs. From the...

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Oct 18, 20202 min read

5 Flights Up Should Have Leapt Off The Balcony

About 5 Flights Up, the Rotten Tomatoes "consensus" says the following: “5 Flights Up is a bit of a narrative fixer-upper, but when it...

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Oct 13, 20201 min read

[Brandy’s] Cinderella (1997)

I don’t like musicals. I don’t like this particular fairy tale. I don’t like Disney films, on the whole. I’m not even sure I like this...

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Oct 13, 20202 min read

Peanut Butter Falcon: Powerbomb Your Feelings

Another Shia LaBeouf film? Yeah, you caught me. I like watching this guy. His career has had an odd, but entertaining trajectory. And as...

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Sep 20, 20203 min read

Pixy Dragons, the Animation Loop

Okay, so imagine you let your seven-year-old pick a random movie on Amazon. It’s appropriately child-friendly, and it has dragons. Good...

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Aug 23, 20201 min read

Honey Boy: Love It Or Love It

Do you like Shia LaBeouf? No? Then, would you like to see him play a washed-up rodeo clown failure of an abusive father? In a movie that...

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